23, chilean. SCL. Bookworm, bookaholic. Crass, rash, idiot. Honest, passionate. Writer. Reader. Coffeeholic, teaddict. Cooking enthusiast. Pot smoker in biblic paper. Passionate about superheroes. In S.H.I.E.L.D we trust.
[Falling in love is like getting eaten by a book]

skimmons-au:

Skimmons || College Roommates AU, Part 1

Skye had gotten a scholarship to the university. Full ride. Everything paid for. All she had to do was show up and maintain at least a 3.5 grade point average. She arrived at the dormitory and took only a few minutes to set up her side of the room. She didn’t own much. That dorm room would be the first steady bed she’d had in a while.

She finished making the twin bed next to the window and sat on the edge of it. She looked over at the empty bed on the other side of the room. She wondered what her roommate would be like. And would they get along? Would she finally be able to make a friend that wouldn’t leave her? Skye was excited. But even more so, she was scared.

What she didn’t know was that her soon to be roommate, Jemma Simmons, was just as terrified. Jemma had watched as Skye walked into the room half an hour earlier. She had instantly felt something claw at her heart. She sat on the ground out in the hallway, trying to pull herself together. She knew she had to put on a brave face, something she wasn’t very good at. She needed to pretend that whatever she may have momentarily felt when she first saw the other girl was just a fluke. Nerves, maybe. It was a new school and a new environment after all. Or maybe it was something she had eaten earlier.

Jemma picked up her bags and walked into the room. Skye stood up, a grin gracing her face.

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

teachingliteracy:

books still rock (by PezMico)

teachingliteracy:

books still rock (by PezMico)

Alex Vause will be in every episode of Orange is the New Black season 3

sassyvause:

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

wadahache:

*

littleleofitz:

fitzsimmonshavethebox:

I want Jemma Simmons to be angry in Season 2

I want her to be angry at Ward. I want her to freeze whenever someone mentions him, and cling desperately to whatever she’s holding until her knuckles turn white. I want her to visit him in prison and look at him with steely eyes and promise him she’ll never forgive him for what he’s done* I want her to remain cold, her voice only shaking a little, until he tries to interrupt her and then she shrieks and lunges at him over the table until one of the team comes and restrains her and takes her away. She screams curses as she is dragged out.

I want her to be irritable with the rest of the team, from lack of sleep and worry over Fitz. She snaps at Skye and Trip when they try to persuade her to leave the lab and at Coulson when he comes to visit Fitz with her. I want May to come and give her the same hate-fu talk she gave to Skye because Jemma needs it as much as her. She argues with May over it because what the hell can she channel it into? She’s not a field agent, she’s a biochemist. If she could channel it into something, could defend herself, maybe Fitz wouldn’t be in a coma. May offers to train her and so she joins her and Skye for early morning tai-chi. It helps, but the anger doesn’t go away.

I want her to be angry at herself - because she couldn’t defend herself, because she didn’t argue with Fitz to come up with a better plan where they both live, because she didn’t save him properly. Jemma Simmons is used to sacrificing herself for others, not others (her best friend in the whole world) sacrificing themselves for her. She tries to explain to Skye, who assures her it’s not her fault, She doesn’t quite believe it. 

And then there’s the matter of her feelings for Fitz - she’s angry she didn’t notice the signs, angry that she doesn’t know how she feels, angry because he thinks she’s more than that. Angry at him. They’re past the point of ordinary best friends, they are more than that - does he (did he) not realise that? She’s angry at him for that, which of course leads to more guilt because he’s in a coma because of it. 

I want her to be sitting by his bedside one day, and there’s something about the monotony of the monitors beeping, him breathing in and out with the help of a machine and the silence in between these things that makes her break. She yells at him to wake up, screams at him, because for fuck’s sake, of course he’s more than that and she can’t live without him either. She shrieks and yells and stomps and cries but he still doesn’t wake up. The team rush in and calm her down, and she’s better after the outburst, but she still cries herself to sleep most nights.

I don’t want her to be weepy all the time and not leave Fitz’s hospital room ever because that’s just not accurate to her character. She’d be looking into the GH-325 to see if it could help him. And I don’t want her to just forgive Fitz and say she loves him too straight away when he wakes up, because that’s not what the Jemma Simmons we’ve grown to love over the past season would do. She’d be relieved he’s okay, of course, but Jemma Simmons would be angry.

*I’m on team Ward-will-get-a-redemption-arc, so I do think Simmons will forgive him eventually, but she’ll be one of the last ones to do it. In general, I think she’s a pretty forgiving person (see how she reacted to Skye’s betrayal in episode 5) unless that person has hurt someone she loves.

THIS

badscienceshenanigans:

verbivore8642:

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

 (via major-cosmic-shift)

lol no the teens and twenties were both shit

on the plus side, all that “hard work and stress” has led to some pretty bitchin 30s so far so there’s that

moopflop:

i pulled the sheets from under him and he fell over and just stayed like that

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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iamshane15:

ladycave:

youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.


I died 😂

iamshane15:

ladycave:

youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.

I died 😂

rootworkn:

carpeumbra:

notalwaysluminous:

Wait… so your religion forbids something… but you’re NOT trying to enforce that prohibition on others via legislation?

Pork isn’t even illegal in Israel where Judaism IS the state religion.

EXACTLY

rootworkn:

carpeumbra:

notalwaysluminous:

Wait… so your religion forbids something… but you’re NOT trying to enforce that prohibition on others via legislation?

Pork isn’t even illegal in Israel where Judaism IS the state religion.

EXACTLY

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